";s:4:"text";s:12089:"how long do you want to be on this date for? Hi, I’m not trying to pressure you, I don’t want to kiss without mutual consent; but by the way, you have my consent, don’t worry! Watch out, cuz your on my wanted list! im 13 and ive already used these lines and they work g2g lol. black and blue and red all over living in the hospital!!!! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams! 1) Hello, you caught my attention but I’m in the middle of a conversation with an old friend of mine. 88) Hey, I need your help! (if you know what i mean! You are beautiful in every language! i use these pick up lines and the women find them hilarious thank you very much DRAY. +. I think that it is about time you stop ignoring me. Almost all online ads are delivered in this way. 28. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me. 90. 34) If beauty were a drop of water, you’d be an ocean! We can stop , drop && roll [; WOW – is all I can say – What an AWESOME blog you have got going here. Did you know what the ancient greek translation for your name is? no? – Dahmm Girl ! 71) Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? (hug and run)%, 50) i hope you dont take any offence to this but… (hug and run)%, 51) whats your name? 94. 47. La camellita on June 7, 10. Keep trying. TURN YOUR SOUND ON: My grandma Grace joined the Wolf Wake Up crew to help us celebrate this great weather we're having by giving us the top pick up lines from meteorologists. Hey, it’s not coming off??? (he waves sheepishly from afar) Well, he wants to know if you think I’m cute! 91) Girl, you so fine! . 70. 3. Did you grow up on a farm? Hey, my lips can dance just as good as me! I’m sorry, I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women! Mandy … 91. 98. 77) Can you say constantinople backwards? 17. Post was not sent - check your email addresses! • You … I USE THESE PICK UP LINES ALL THE TIME +, 20) I bit the last girl who turned “me” down! Cos you blew me away ! i was talking to a guy on myspace and he sent me a commment saying ‘if i were a fly, id be all over you, bc you are the shit* I found your blog when I was searching for something not related at all, but this page showed up at the top of Bing your website must be incredibly popular! Excuse me, but you owe me a soda! You know, you might be asked to leave soon. 55. omg some off these are so dumb but they would work on me, […] 101 Stupendous Pick Up Lines and others […]. I hope you guys had a safe and fun halloween!! I’ve used these several times (the romantic ones ofcourse :P). Sep 24, 2014 - This Pin was discovered by Mandy JokeGirl. see you soon! +, 43) Hey, here’s the signals: thumbs up it’s good, thumbs down it’s bad. 64. That’s not fair to the rest of the family trees to have 2 peices of fruit as beautiful as you. Kiss me if I’m wrong but haven’t we met before? !” Everybody falls for that one. Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. Then who stole the sparkle of the stars and put them into your eyes? My mom wants to be the first one to meet the girl of my dreams! 66. If I asked you…… would you marry me? 25. Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room? 45. Because usually the follow-up is a statement so perverse, so profane, so disgusting that it should only be used if your intent is to be slapped out of your chauvinism. 19. Out of all the pickup lines like it -- where a girl is asked a question, and the guy's follow-up statement is a pun based on the question -- this one is a clear winner. Come on! You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book, so what’s one more? 7. You know what I think? 92) Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. 3) I’m not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you like! you don’t like pizza?!! 68) My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love! i can dissapear real fast, watch! Well then, how about a date?’. I know milk does a body bood, but how much have you been drinking?!!!!! 22. i’m usually better looking! wtf is this about, im like 15 and looking at this site i dont think these would be usefull but wish me luck lol. (hug and run! Here’s some…if you were a pokemon id choose u… See more ideas about pick up lines, pick up lines cheesy, pick up lines funny. 63) I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting. +, 49) sorry for what i’m about to do. cuz you’ve been running around in my mind all day! 95. Hi, are you legal? You’re making the other women look really bad. 23. hugs are for wusses, give me a kiss! Things like if i eat Campbell’s soup today cuz I … Allow me to introduce myself. Yah, you’re that girl with the beautiful smile! The following Cute Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites. Will you go out with me?………. Pick Up Lines Cheesy. You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. 29. Keep up the awesome job! ‘You don’t have any raisins? NO! Do you want to dance? 25. +. … are you sure you aren’t waiting for me??? +, 61. in fact i just got laid last night by a sexy woman i met at a bar with “my love for you is like diarehha…i can’t hold it in” you should try it sometime it works i’m not even kidding. 100) Were your parents Greek Gods? Can I borrow a quarter? Here’s the deal, give me a kiss and if I don’t like it, I swear I’ll give you a full refund. Discover (and save!) 19. And baby, I’m lost at sea. 33) Achoo! I hope you like cheesy pick up lines, because if you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. if she says noap u gotta say cuz ur driving me crazy my chubby hubby ❤, My love for you is like diarrhea i just cant hold it in, i love these pick up lines! read this… (2 corinthians 13:12) +, 26. hey girls, each of you pick a number between 1 & 100. you win! if u want a girl all you have to do is basically tell her how beautifull she is and keep looking into her eyes. If you enjoyed this page, you may also like: Christian Jokes Catholic Jokes Funny Quotes Jewish Pick Up Lines Atheist Pick Up Lines Clean, Corny Jokes Mormon Pick Up Lines Uplifting Yo Mama Jokes. 26) So uh, … what um… are you, uh… doing on uhm… you know … like on Saturday night? So…. This is an amazing moment that’s as crazy as it is brief. I use these pickup lines and all i had sex with is one Ugly girl and her friend, now u might be thinking WOW thats pretty good but, it turns out her friend is a guy it really “sucked” when i finally found out , ps which was what i was doing. Pick a cheesy line that will make a woman feel good (none of the raunchy ones), say it with confidence and your biggest smile, and find out just how well it works. You know, if I could rearange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. Here's a collection funny and humor Tagalog / Pinoy Funny Call Center Jokes which features conversation of a call center agent and a customer. Is your name Gellete? +, 57) i’m gonna cry, quick, hold me! I just hate necks. Hey, what would you do if I kissed you right now?!! 31. 85. 84. 69) So there you are! ), Those pick up lines R so corny……but some did get me horney.J/K Lol, OMG me @ hey wanna get 2 gether sometime………….boner. 1. Can I have directions?… to your heart? 79. +, 11) Hey, what’s your name? Sorry, i must be alergic to your good looks! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a root beer. (pull the insides of your pants pockets insideout) Want to? 1. 68. I’ve got a thirst baby, and you smell like my Gatoraid! 72. 72) Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together? Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you? You must be the real reason for global warming. +, 40) Do you have a license to kill? (pick up the girl but do not drop her) +, 56) you’re lucky good looks dont start fires, becuase you could burn down a forest! Wow! +. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? because now as i’ve gotten older… and wiser, i can now sweep girls off there feet! i hear you’re a good actor, lets act like squirrels and you hold my nuts in your mouth, i not too good at algebra, but i know u+i=69. 7. –. (if she says no wat u gotta do is say this) Because i was there to catch you? +, 34. Let us know in the comments below!------------------------Listen Free to More Artists Like Jacob on Your Phone!♥ Download Our App for Free in Google Play: http://bit.ly/1HTBLLg♥ Download Our App for Free on iTunes: http://apple.co/1EJpwuAStay on the Pulse of Music \u0026 Entertainment!♥ Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1F1TcFX♥ Instagram: http://bit.ly/1e1AOUS♥ Twitter: http://bit.ly/1HZk5KQ♥ Blog: http://bit.ly/1GiT59D It will show you have a good sense of humor. all the beautiful ones would work on me for sure.. some of the others not so much though.. i say any guy thats willing to go on the internet to find cute pickup lines defiently deserve a girl.. as long as they intend not to hurt her.. . I thought a bunch of them were funny and just sent them to my boyfriend. Nice shoes, wanna fuck? wow i have had several guys try these on me… lets just say i had many great nights in bed!!! Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Can I call you Sandy? Mandy Patinkin has said that this line — by far the most famous he's ever uttered — gets repeated back to him by fans at least two or three times a day. (put a date on ground, pick her up in your arms [pick a hot chick, preferably skinny] and stand on the date.) 46. 5) Hey, if i wistled at you, would you stop and talk to me??? 30. becuase your good looks are killing me! Hey, somebody farted. “I-C-U-P” You saw me pee?!?!? Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 18. 94) Baby, you’re so sweet, you gonna put Hershey’s outta business! +, 46) i dont have time for long goodbyes… so here. 32. !THESE SUCK maYn. – Lets play fireman . %+, 48) quick call 9-11, ther’s about to be a crime committed (hug and run) hug and run, hug and run! I HAVE to agree with you. 76) You’re daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox! 31) Are those space pants??? 32. << See All of Our Pick Up Line Categories Here! 24. i’ll give you 10 bucks if you kiss me right now in front of my friend over there! Pardon me, is this seat taken? Do you want to kiss? 1278. Are you Sweadish? 28. 80) would you like to help me with my self esteam? 99) So, what do you do for a living besides making guys excited and warm all over? –. All I got to say: My mom says that if I don’t get a date by tomorrow, she’s putting me up for adoption! 1. – or – cuz you’re the sweetish fish in the sea! thanks alought! 44. Hi, what’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this? +. Do you want one of us to come over there and bite you are something? It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checkin’ you out! Do you want me to warm them up? Cos im checking you outs ! 11 100 Mandy Jiroux's Top Pick Up Lines For Girls | Hey (Boy) - YouTube 77. do u work at subway cuz u have given me a foot long LOL, Some of them were SO cute! 84) Your name is Sandra, huh? No? to McDonald’s? He has an unhealthy crush on Mandy (ever since Billy possessed Mandy in Get Out of My Head! Apr 3, 2015 - This Pin was discovered by Mandy Ann. True story. My Heart , wanna go to the moon? It’s a good thing I brought my gloves today, other wise you’d be too hot to handle! Apr 3, 2015 - This Pin was discovered by Mandy Ann. The best one was “Hand her a flower and say “I just wanted to show this flower how beautiful you are”” . Well done keep it up ! Here’s one that works like a charm on both men and women: “Tu espanol es perfecto! So all you need to do is just pick up the opening lines which really suits you in your particular situation and Bam! 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